Lesbian- a woman wearing comfortable shoes
[not mine of c]
Тя беше от онзи тип жени, които изглеждат най-добре посреднощ при облачно небе.
Genius with a Penis: тоз, който е мързел, той не умира.
Момчетата от Медисън авеню: Това, което вие наричате любов е измислено от мен...за да продавам чорапи
(толкова цинично ми звучеше, как да не ме грабне)
нов личен закон: всеки опит да ме разсмее човек се смята за опит за убийство, докато не оздравея
Sometimes when we think we've reached the edge, when we think we can't go on, we have to push ourself just one step further to go over that edge, because on the other side, beyond it, the best gifts of life may await us.
[simply put ppl should try a bit harder]
-Yeah, I saw it coming
- Then why didn't you warn me??
- Well...um, no time to react and...ok I wanted to see the whole thing happen and your face afterwards :}
My mom is a raging lesbian, dad whores around and cries more than I do, my little bro knits pull-overs and scarfs and I'm the daughter to try and piece it all up by introducing cocaine to my system. Well, it didn't work.
Hey! She may be a borderline on smack and a total bitch, but I still love her! Though she'd prefer sleep with my sister.
[ at the psycho-ward ]
-C'mon, Johnny, all you have to do is present the pie and all shall be forgiven :)
- NOOO! He's my best friend! I'm never giving you Pete! You'll eat him!
- Well, he is filled with the most soft and tasty pie-cream in history you know.
[ a pause ]
- No! He says he'd rather die than be taken alive!(with a full mouth) I'll help you Pete!
-It's bothering me. In every corner there is a man in a trench-coat looking suspicious or staring suspiciously at me!
- Oh, HOPE that it is because they play detective! Not the look at my wee-wee game.
- Honey it's a fact that men are prone to falling asleep right after sex, going to strip-clubs and getting drunk and acting obscene.
- Hey! I'm fighting for equality here!
-John, you gotta stop doubting my fidelity! It's killing me! You suspect even the dog in hitting on me! I've never seen a man so jealous!
- No, hun, you mean you've never seen man with such a vast and clever imagination!
- So you broke up?
- Mhm.
- And...oh what do you plan to do? I suppose you are in great pain..
- Well, I've got two choices- I can either indulge myself in sex with random women, get drunk on a regular basis and start doing drugs, or I can just go to sleep.
-...
- I think I'll go for the sleep- it requires less energy and money.
"Money, love, hope- they are all common motivations, but I'm not a pretty motivated guy. Well, at least not until you say the words "speed" &/or "death" to me"
-I love raging lesbians!
-How come?
-They are the most entertaining and real thing you can see on TV!
Today I stumbled across hope while I was going for the Saturday morning paper. I kicked it aside and took my paper.
- No man fills me to the brim with positivism like Martin!
- You gotta be kidding me, you give Martin a plain white sheet and he'll still see all black.
- Exactly!
"When I gave food to the poor, they called me a saint. When I asked why the poor were hungry, they called me a communist."
-Dom Helder Camara
"Now I'm the last guy on earth who looks like this."
-Howard Stern, on the death of Joey Ramone
(oh, Howard, all fans will smite you for these words)
Силните хора живеят в реалността, а не в заблудите, но не се оставят реалността да ги прегърби с тежестта си. Заблудените сами са се прегърбили.
[unfinished sympathy]
[my humor is limping a bit now, excuse me]
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