Sunday, 19 October 2008

Ifs

If the world got any better, I'd be feeling unworthy of living on it.
(That's why I'm never going to work for improving it.)


- Can you imagine what it would be like to be Omnipotent! It must be fucking awesome!
- It must be fucking horrible and fucking boring, if you ask me.


If I was Santa Claus, I'd give you the world, you know. I just don't know what you'd do with all that junk.

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