Minidialogues

I
- I think I'm going crazy.
- Well, no you're not. I'd say you're going more crazy.
- Either way it's no sooting thought.
- Soothing thoughts are for weaklings. Try reality.
- I tried. It's bitter and I always had quite of a sweet-tooth.
- Here is your problem! Remember- all the candy in the world can't make the cavity pain go away.



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III
- Name a way you'd like to die?
- Like Holden said- I want to die riding a nuke, but the fact major Kong from that movie did it already is kind of disappointing.
- I'd like to die drifting down a river and the fact Ophelia did it doesn't disappoint me the least!
- Well, I'd say your death is egoistic and mine is humane. Can you figure out why?


IV
- I met a woman today and she was dressed in rags, in which you'd likely consider to cover a nag. She was about 70 and sold daffodils to get some money for medical treatment for her granddaughter. I saw her and it was one of those times when you feel guilty for being better off and not-knowing what to do to cease her pain. Then I was mad at God and wished I had his power to do his job better.
- That's how every major man-caused catastrophe in human history started. Once you forget you are human and get the idea you'd do God's job better, you forget to guard yourself and others from your own mistakes. Even worse- you smite them by intention.


V
- Sam son of who?
- Are you hiring me or my dad?
- I'm hiring almost all of your relatives- it's called bloodline.
- I'm quite different.
- That's what your father said to mine. Sam son of David.


VI
- If...say...the world ends tomorrow and only you know it, and you know it can't be stopped, what would you do?
- I'd climb the highest peak near enough for me to reach, I'd sit on its top and stare in the distance and hope to see it all burst in flames for example.
- Wouldn't you warn any one?! Or just do something you've always wished for?
- No, I think. They'd just panic, because they do not know death is not a bad and scary thing. Seeing the end of the world is the best thing you can wish for.


VII
- I hate religion for separating me from my God. I hate it for forcing me to love THEIR GOD!
- I feel it too. I'm just too meek to do something about it.