Wednesday, 20 February 2008

Минута цинизъм

relationship- boredom between a coma and an erection

good relationship- multiple erections before the coma

real love- one of the best tricks on the market- sells everything from cheap movies to cheap bras

society- 90% zombies, 8% rebellious zombies, 2% greedy bastards with lots of money

supreme beings- the ones that can hold their heads higher than you

hate had a smile, and she keeps it white with blend-a-med
[so buy it]

to climb up most ladders you need to acquire two vital abilities- to kiss ass with a smile and to stab the right backs at the right times

"for fuck's sake" is one of the best things you can wish for nowadays

face it- today style rules, substance is something you need not to know of, as long as it's presence is charmingly and vaguely tangible in your style [in severe cases there is no need of substance at all]

Ok, Hope dies last, but why does this bitch Love always have to die first, I ask?
This movie sucks!

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